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27 October 2012 @ 07:03 pm
Today, in The Internet is for Porn:  
In the course of ficwriting and looking up big words on dictionary.com (your trusted resource!) to make sure they mean what I think they do, I came across the following "example sentence."

Either way, sheathing my manhood in a prophylactic into which he had spit wouldn't be the preferred method.

Into which he had spit. What the hell is going on over there, dictionary.com?
anranr on October 28th, 2012 02:43 am (UTC)
Little Red: sga - lizzie facepalmmylittleredgirl on October 28th, 2012 02:56 am (UTC)
I can only imagine this was a quote from some terrible first-person POV slash fic.
elly: sg1 Sam  [Almost at my end}elly427 on October 28th, 2012 02:56 am (UTC)
Well, no, not the preferred method.

(Seriously, though, that's remarkably bizarre.)
Little Red: glee - quinn wtfmylittleredgirl on October 28th, 2012 02:57 am (UTC)
Yes, either way, not preferred.

*mind boggles*
miera_c: penguin screammiera_c on October 28th, 2012 04:00 am (UTC)
I'll stick with m-w.com thanks yikes
Little Red: typewriter old schoolmylittleredgirl on October 29th, 2012 12:09 am (UTC)
I would check that out, except then I would never encounter crack like this.
Tammy - never give up, never surrender: SG1 - Jack Huh - besydbesyd on October 28th, 2012 05:11 am (UTC)
I'd love to know where that (grammatically correct) sentence came from.

Edited at 2012-10-28 05:12 am (UTC)
Little Red: sg - x-files - lizmylittleredgirl on October 29th, 2012 12:06 am (UTC)

Oh lady, I miss you and your grammatical corrections mightily! <3
Tammy - never give up, never surrender: SG1 - S/J Groovy - besydbesyd on October 31st, 2012 05:06 am (UTC)
I miss you, too!

Also? [points at your icon]

Mulder: Sorry, Sam. I promise not to say "alien" or "fluke" again. But I really do need to borrow your zat ...

Edited at 2012-10-31 05:06 am (UTC)
Tammy - never give up, never surrender: SG1 - Sam Kidding - besydbesyd on October 31st, 2012 05:11 am (UTC)

(You also miss my insane research addiction and search skills, right? -lol-)
Little Red: trek - hoshi srsly - afterglowssmylittleredgirl on October 31st, 2012 05:13 am (UTC)
Somehow, the truth is both more and less disturbing than I expected.
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition: hufflepuff 1anuna_81 on October 28th, 2012 05:36 am (UTC)
O_o my eves are crossing.
Little Red: jake - diane wtf - graphicalrummylittleredgirl on October 29th, 2012 12:07 am (UTC)
Yeah, I just... I want to know where that sentence came from, but I also don't.