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11 November 2012 @ 02:40 pm
Dammit. I try to avoid these, but this one from anuna_81 is too cute and I've got a cold so I really want attention. What? You know that's why you do memes too.:

Name a fandom and I'll tell you which character I most likely:

Want as my mentor:
Bake cupcakes for:
Lend my books to:
Put thumbtacks on the chair thereof:
Have a crush on:
Pack up and leave if they moved next door:
Vote for President:
Pick as my partner in a buddy movie:
Want as my boss:
Want as my best friend:

[pro tip! list of fandoms according to the dvd shelf next to me: alllll the treks, sg1, sga, B5, dead zone, x-files, lois & clark, jake 2.0, csi: las vegas, futurama, newsradio. I've also seen the first few seasons of farscape, glee, bsg. rpf fandoms are fair game. OH AND DWTS OBVIOUSLY. I MEAN OBVIOUSLY.]
ankareeda: torrijoe_franceankareeda on November 11th, 2012 10:52 pm (UTC)
Stargate Atlantis ♥
Little Red: sga - sw cute facemylittleredgirl on November 11th, 2012 11:20 pm (UTC)
Want as my mentor: Elizabeth! How could you not?
Bake cupcakes for: Carson would appreciate it the most, but FORD. The boy NEEDS CUPCAKES.
Lend my books to: I think Kate Heightmeyer would appreciate my book stash. Shep, the only person we really see reading ever, would be all none of that is as pretentious as War & Peace.
Put thumbtacks on the chair thereof: Kavanaugh, because HOW FUNNY would it be to troll him and have him freak out and write to Jack O'Neill about thumbtacks? You know he would.
Have a crush on: Oh, probably John for his broody intensity, though I would stalk Ronon's facebook photos like woah.
Pack up and leave if they moved next door: Rodney. The hours he keeps! The loud cries of "EUREKA!" The chances of him shorting something out and locking me in my quarters for days! And how many times have I come home and found him raiding my lasagna leftovers? A LOT OF TIMES.
Vote for President: Elizabeeeth.
Pick as my partner in a buddy movie: Chuck. It would be an administrators-save-the-universe-and-then-go-have-Tim-Hortons buddy movie.
Marry: I HAVE A THING FOR CALDWELL, OKAY? Plus I'm sure ever one of you fuckers already claimed Lorne, who is obvy the most actual marriage material of the bunch.
Want as my boss: John. He doesn't worry about the details. I'd be all "I'm gonna just do this thing!" and he'll be like "Uh... okay?" and I'm guaranteed never getting fired for anything. Plus I'm good at translating non-specific boss requests, and he probably keeps bugging higher-ups to give me a raise.
Sue: Well, the Genii would probably sue us for stealing their shit, and we would counter-sue for them being asshats.
georgiegeorgierae on November 12th, 2012 12:44 am (UTC)
Rose Wilde-Irishrosewildeirish on November 11th, 2012 10:59 pm (UTC)
ooooooooooo, Farscape!
Little Red: established factmylittleredgirl on November 11th, 2012 11:32 pm (UTC)
Oh man! Let's see if I can remember people/spell anyone's name right!

Want as my mentor: Zhaan. OBVIOUSLY!
Bake cupcakes for: Pilot. Pilot needs cupcakes. All the time. Nobody gives Pilot enough cupcakes.
Lend my books to: Crichton, because he reads English and spends a lot of time being bored as hell. Aeryn would probably get the most benefit, though. Girlfriend needs a broader knowledge base of both literature and dime-store romance novels.
Put thumbtacks on the chair thereof: Rygel. Lolarity would ensue.
Have a crush on: Crichton OF COURSE! <3
Pack up and leave if they moved next door: Basically ALL OF THEM would be crap neighbors, but Rygel would steal ALL MY SHIT so I'd move the farthest from him.
Vote for President: ..................... I would actively vote against anyone from this show becoming President.
Pick as my partner in a buddy movie: Crichton is made for buddy-movie shenanigans. This whole series is basically buddy-movie shenanigans. I'm not sure I'd be a good foil for him, though. A buddy movie with me and Chiana would probably play better.
Marry: Crichton. Look at my choices, tho!
Want as my boss: Moya. Errybody else is crazy.
Sue: That dude in Crichton's head whose name I forget. RESTRAINING ORDER CITY, GTFO WEIRD CREEPSTER GUY.
Want as my best friend: Chiana!!!
Rose Wilde-Irishrosewildeirish on November 12th, 2012 01:02 am (UTC)
Pilot needs a lotta cupcakes. For all the crap he puts up with.

Dude in Crichton's head - well, Scorpius was the dude who put the chip in his head, but Harvey was what he became in Crichton's head. :)

I miss this show, so so much.
Little Redmylittleredgirl on November 12th, 2012 01:10 am (UTC)

Both Scorpii need to back up off, in my opinion. I think I watched to the end of S3? I'm not sure when I stopped (there were two Johns, both alive, meeting my STOP IN A HAPPY PLACE rule of TV watching), and I hadn't yet developed any affection for Harvey. When I get over my fear of angst and finish the series maybe I will!
Ryuu: MLP - RainbowDashAwesomekarma_aster on November 11th, 2012 11:13 pm (UTC)
Just because I am terribly intriqued: Lois and Clark!

Alternately, My Little Pony.
Little Red: nano ponymylittleredgirl on November 11th, 2012 11:21 pm (UTC)
I FORGOT ABOUT MLP!! OBVIOUSLY A FANDOM. I will answer both in a sec!
Ryuu: MLP - PinkiePieHappykarma_aster on November 11th, 2012 11:29 pm (UTC)
Ah, yes...but you see that I cleverly deduced from your icon that you have a certain fondness for pastel, talking ponies.

For I have Twilight Sparkle levels of cunning!

And Pinkie Pie levels of random.
Little Red: nano ponymylittleredgirl on November 12th, 2012 12:09 am (UTC)
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic!
Want as my mentor: Omg, NOT Princess Celestia. Girlfriend just does not believe in giving anybody all the information they need to get things done! How about Zecora?
Bake cupcakes for: PINKIE PIE.
Lend my books to: Twi-Sparks would take good care of them, but she would NEVER GIVE THEM BACK. Fluttershy all the way.
Put thumbtacks on the chair thereof: Rainbow Dash kinda has it coming.
Have a crush on: THEY ARE PONIES. NO.
Pack up and leave if they moved next door: Rainbow Crash! No respect for the neighbors, probably has wild parties, etc.
Vote for President: Applejack. Good, down-home American values.
Pick as my partner in a buddy movie: Rainbow Dash is MADE for a buddy-cop movie. MADE!!
Marry: Again, PONIES, and no boys to be seen, but taking a more general stance here I think Rarity and Applejack are the most likely to get married.
Want as my boss: Let's break down how working for any of the Mane Six would be terrible. Just imagine it.
  • Twilight: Would point out the tiiiniest errors in margin formats. Nothing would ever be good enough!
  • Rarity: Mi-cro-ma-na-ger!
  • Applejack: Wouldn't let you do anything. Would "show you" how to do things all day instead.
  • Pinkie Pie: Incapable of giving clear directions.
  • Fluttershy: Would burst into tears upon being asked to tell someone what to do.
  • Rainbow Dash: Would give you utterly impossible tasks and then throw tantrums when said tasks are not completed awesomely enough.

So, my final answer: I would work for the Town Mayor.
Sue: Oh, well, eventually we might need to sue Princess Celestia to give Earth Ponies the right to unionize in the face of those show-off magic ponies, but for now, we're good.
Want as my best friend: PINKIE PIE OF COURSE! Though we would have to play, like, insanely long games of hide & seek so I could get my alone time.
Little Red: lc - naughty idea - _toiletseatgirlmylittleredgirl on November 11th, 2012 11:47 pm (UTC)
Lois & Clark!
Want as my mentor: Well, the Chief is a solid mentor, but I want to grow up and be Mama Kent.
Bake cupcakes for: Jimmy Olsen.
Lend my books to: Clark could just read them in my living room and hand them right back.
Have a crush on: Every. Single. Person. I had a big crush on Jimmy Olsen when this was airing, though! My sister and I fought over him.
Pack up and leave if they moved next door: Lois. Everybody's trying to kill her in crazy-ass ways!!
Vote for President: ... it makes me uncomfortable to realize that Lex Luthor is the most qualified.
Pick as my partner in a buddy movie: Lois!
Marry: Clark. <3 We'd have some ground rules though about me never being seen with him outside when he's in Superman duds, so nobody would try to kill me all the time. I'd be a really boring Lois Lane.
Want as my boss: The Chief is an awesome boss.
Sue: Any number of random bad guys, I guess.
Want as my best friend: MAYSON DRAKE, DAMMIT. I mean, really it would be Jimmy Olsen, but I can't let a L&C meme bit slide without mentioning my girl Mayson and how she got totally shafted!
Icepixie: [Other] Egg solar systemicepixie on November 11th, 2012 11:16 pm (UTC)
Little Red: trek - encyclopedia - ghost_sheepmylittleredgirl on November 12th, 2012 12:18 am (UTC)
Want as my mentor: Zapp Branigan. IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS AND AWESOME.
Bake cupcakes for: Scruffy. Scruffy don't get enough cupcakes.
Lend my books to: Hermes. He'd organize them for me.
Put thumbtacks on the chair thereof: The Professor, but just for acupuncture purposes. He needs to keep feeling in his extremities.
Have a crush on: Kif!
Pack up and leave if they moved next door: Bender & Fry. Gotta get out before the vermin.
Vote for President: The Harlem Globetrotter guy!
Pick as my partner in a buddy movie: Fry!
Marry: Nope. Nope, nope, nope.
Want as my boss: Leela. She seems the least likely to actively try to kill me.
Sue: Mom.
Want as my best friend: Maybe Amy? She seems like she'd enjoy my lifestyle of chilling out and picking outfits and painting nails, and she'd totally cover my bar tab.
Icepixie: [Pushing Daisies] Lily redicepixie on November 12th, 2012 02:54 am (UTC)
Scruffy definitely don't get enough cupcakes! Amy does seem like a good choice for a friend.
drewandiandrewandian on November 12th, 2012 02:02 am (UTC)
Glee :)
Little Red: glee - quinn wtfmylittleredgirl on November 12th, 2012 02:39 am (UTC)
I haven't watched Glee since mid-season-2! So I've missed a lot of stuff, and I understand that Quinn becomes horrible so my love for her may have evaporated if I'd watched S3. BUT QUINNN. <3

Want as my mentor: Well, the teachers are all pretty useless, so... Santana!
Bake cupcakes for: Artie. <3
Lend my books to: Tina. She seems the most capable of appreciating, maintaining, and returning something!
Put thumbtacks on the chair thereof: I'm horrible, but the first person I thought of was Emma. I wouldn't really! She would have to take a leave of absence to get daily tetanus shots for the next 10 years! And Rachel would be too obvious - it would probably be the third time in the week someone had thumbtacked her chair. So... Jesse St. James.
Have a crush on: Puck is dreeeamy. I have a bit of a crush on dumb, helpless Finn, though.
Pack up and leave if they moved next door: Emma would spend her life reporting me to the homeowner's association... but Sue might kill my dog. Sue.
Vote for Student Body President: Lauren Zizes. I totally had to look up her name just now, but she is totally Student Body President material.
Pick as my partner in a buddy movie: Mercedes Motherfucking Jones.
Marry: Well... the teachers are all pretty horrible and the kids are in high school so I'm going to go with Kurt's dad. :) Then I would also get bonus Kurt helping me with my wardrobe choices!
Want as my boss: Mr. Schue would probably be a decent boss.
Sue: Basically every other choir director who keep stealing New Directions' material!
Want as my best friend: Every one of them would be an awesome BFF for one reason or another! I'm going to go with Quinn, tho. Girlfriend could use a solid friend! The Mercedes/Quinn BFF thing from the end of S1 should have totally continued and Mercedes' parents should have just up and adopted her and ARG. I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT QUINN.
drewandiandrewandian on November 12th, 2012 03:09 am (UTC)
Quinn does become a bitch for a while but she gets herself together and actually goes off to college as a decent human being. (I love Quinn too...)
Little Red: glee - quinn wtfmylittleredgirl on November 12th, 2012 03:12 am (UTC)
Well at least they let her go to college! So I guess I have to stop saying that they never let Quinn have anything nice. ;)

Oh but you just KNOW that one of the writers is just itching for her to wash out of college because she dealt drugs and had sex with a dean or something. *mutters*
georgie: Tardisgeorgierae on November 12th, 2012 09:22 pm (UTC)

(and in return, I want your nano characters!)
Little Red: xf - bitch - liminallizmylittleredgirl on November 13th, 2012 02:04 am (UTC)
Want as my mentor: Skinner. I mean, they ALL make terrible choices in this series, but he seems like he learns lessons and could pass them on without exposing me to flukemen and shadow government ovary harvesting programs. (Ooh! Or Diana Fowley. She could mentor me in evilness.)
Bake cupcakes for: Oh, dear God, Mama Scully. Mama Scully never asked for any of this. She said, go be a doctor, Dana! Settle down with a nice man! And look what happened.
Lend my books to: The late, great Melissa Scully would love my books. We probably have the same books, actually. "Oh, Linda Goodman's Moon Signs?" "Right here! And have you seen this new edition of the Enneagram manual?" "Of course! What have you got for Ram Dass?"
Put thumbtacks on the chair thereof: Spender. What is your deal, Spender.
Have a crush on: Krycek is dreamy, but way too scary. Doggett is so broody and puppy-faced and kinda rough around the edges and it kills me!
Pack up and leave if they moved next door: Mulder. Oh, and Scully too. Really, nothing good happens to anybody's neighbors in this show.
Vote for President: Dana Medical Doctor Scully.
Pick as my partner in a buddy movie: I think the Lone Gunmen are basically one person, so, THEM!
Marry: There's just an overwhelming amount of manpain in this show. Have you noticed that? I'm going to go with Skinner, though. Or Scully's Other Brother that we never see, because he had the good sense to get the hell outta dodge before all the crazy happens.
Want as my boss: Eeeehhhnnngg. Skinner is SOMETIMES okay, like seasons 6 and 7, when he's giving them enough information and got their back but isn't yet a full-on crusader on Scully-baby detail, because after that you know he just NEVER answers his blackberry anymore and his assistant has some clarification questions, you know?
Want as my best friend: Monica Reyes! She gets me.
georgie: Hogwartsgeorgierae on November 13th, 2012 01:31 pm (UTC)
*Oh man, I'd totally forgotten about Spender! What an absolute arsetrumpet he was.

*Krycek was the love of my life for about 2 years.

*Also, I'd not want to live in the same city as any of them. But then, the rest of America doesn't seem to do too well. Especially Virginia- what's up with that?
Little Red: xf - bitch - liminallizmylittleredgirl on November 24th, 2012 04:17 am (UTC)
Spender was such a toolfaaaaace omg. I loved Diana Fowley nonstop because she was the perrrrfect foil for getting Scully all jealous (which is basically MY FAVORITE THING to happen on that show - Jealous Scully is awesome) and she's evil and manipulative and also Mimi Rogers, which makes her awesome. But Spender? Dude had nothing going for him. I could never figure out what his angle was. And at the end we're like "Oh... you angle was crazy daddy issues? ARG." Poor Spender. :(

KRYCEK OMG. Remember at first when we didn't know he was evil and he was just Mulder's new partner while Scully was abducted and then he quickly became obviously evil but was still sexy?? Basically until he started eye-puking black oil I was okay with him.

At least one of them lives in Virginia. I know Skinner does, at least, in Crystal City, but I can't remember the specific 'burbs where Scully and Mulder live. (Washington DC is squeezed between Maryland and Virginia - anyone who would normally live in a suburb instead of In The City lives in one of those states.)
Little Red: peanuts - novel going badlymylittleredgirl on November 13th, 2012 02:28 am (UTC)
NANO PEOPLE YAY! This was helpful, because I see where my problems are (not enough fun and snarkiness happening, everyone's all seeeerious) and also, NAMES. Half the people have more than one name, because they get new names sometimes when they reach new levels of spiritual importance. It makes things confusing.

Want as my mentor: Saul, disaffected bureaucrat, father figure, and armchair revolutionary.
Bake cupcakes for: Rishika, his wife, who is the nicest character in the book, bar none! She also has crazy psychic visions.
Lend my books to: Sadha. Her tidiness is genetically enhanced.
Put thumbtacks on the chair thereof: Paul/Vasudananda, the 19-year-old who led his parents' followers into space (in the historical sections). He can be annoying because, you know, 19.
Have a crush on: Raj. He lives in a cave.
Pack up and leave if they moved next door: Anouk/Chandani, because I'm still not sure if part of her Secret Past involves murder. It's always the quiet ones. [AUTHOR TIP: when you have only 300 people on your planet, it's a hard road to justify someone having a Secret Past of any kind.]
Vote for President: NO. BODY. Everybody is a zealot of one kind or another. Random Goat #4 for President!
Pick as my partner in a buddy movie: Oh, probably Paul. I like his punk ass in spite of myself.
Marry: Saul. He's so devoted to his wifey!
Want as my boss: .... Random Goat #4 again?
Sue: Paolo. Yeah, he's a background character and I didn't expect him to show up in the first place, but he's just THE TYPE to steal somebody's intellectual property, I know it!
Want as my best friend: Lia seems like the most likely to be down for an evening of nail polishing in front of the TV or bar hopping, if there were nail polish, TV or bars on their planet. YOU SEE? I need more fun. Maybe I should forget about the "young people are totes supposed to be celibate for spiritual reasons!" and just throw a bunch of orgies. IMMA DO THAT.
georgie: Tardisgeorgierae on November 13th, 2012 01:41 pm (UTC)
Oh hai, Paolo!

The spiritual importance- do they have different physical levels of sentience? or are they bound to the planet, just with higher levels of consciousness?

*sets up the banners to glorify Random Goat #4*
Little Redmylittleredgirl on November 14th, 2012 01:42 am (UTC)
It's less dramatic than that! Basically, they're all human people who are super-devoted (like monks, if monks also had families and stuff while they were being monks), and some people get extra-super dedicated and start displaying the sort of powers that some advanced yogis and other saints supposedly do - like visions of the future/deep understandings of the universe/not needing to eat or sleep... that kind of stuff. Not ascension-level. :)