And so, a drabble for Why Sam And Jack Are Not On-Screen And Why That Is A Good Thing For The 'Ship. (rated G, for you people who would think otherwise. Season 9, no spoilers. besyd spared me from this making absolutely no sense as it is past my bedtime.)
It was on page 116 of Modern Archaology that Daniel Jackson realized something was amiss.
Teal'c was sitting across the table, somehow managing to eat fritos totally silently.
That was what seemed so off. It was quiet. Too quiet. He had actually gotten to page 116 uninterrupted.
Huh. Now that Daniel thought about it, Jack had been missing for a while. He supposed that explained it.
"Where's Sam, then? She borrowed my protractor."
Teal'c smirked. "Also fishing."
"Really? Maybe we should go and see them so I can get my protractor back."
"That would not be advisable."